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Wednesday, October 8, 2008

Today's Funny

I got this via email from my daughter-in-law Deja who's in Japan. Thanks, Deja! Three women friends, one in a casual relationship, one engaged to be married and one a long-time wife, met for drinks after work. The conversation eventually drifted towards how best to spice up their sex lives. After much discussion, they decided to surprise their men by engaging in some S&M role playing. They met up again to compare notes. Sipping her drink, the single girl said, 'Last Friday I went to my boyfriend's office wearing a leather coat. I slipped out of it and all I had on was a leather bodice, black stockings and stiletto heels. He was so aroused that we made mad passionate love on his desk right then and there!' The engaged woman giggled and said, 'That's pretty much my story! When my fiancé got home last Friday, he found me waiting for him in a black mask, leather bodice, black hose and stiletto pumps. He was so turned on that we not only made love all night, he wants to move up our wedding date! The married woman put her glass down and said, 'I did a lot of planning. I made arrangements for the kids to stay over at Grandma's. I took a long scented-oil bath and then put on my best perfume. I slipped into a tight leather bodice, a black garter belt, black stockings and six-inch stilettos. I finished it off with a black mask, ready for action. When my husband got home from work, he grabbed a beer and the remote, sat down and yelled, "Hey, Batman, what's for dinner?"

16 comments:

Lady Ridesalot said...

I'd fricking stab him in the head with my stilleto! Batman my ass! LOL! This was hilarious! Thanks!

Dean "D-Day" said...

LMFAO! Too funny!

B.B. said...

LMAO! That's classic. Thanks Deja for sending that, thanks Ann for sharing it, I needed that today!

Queen B said...

hee hee

Jinjer said...

LMAO! So true!!

FLHX_Dave said...

ROTFL. Why is that so funny! I guess people who are married or been married would only understand that one. I'm still laughing...why Ann...why?

KFuj said...

This is great thanks!

Veronnica said...

So I'm thinking being single isn't quite so bad! LOL!

Jane: a female given name of English origin said...

so true

Sydney Thomas said...

I shouldnt have read this

IowaHarleyGirl (Stephanie) said...

Oh wow...that is sooooooo funny! And oh so true!

One Harley Rider said...

Hey Batman, what's for dinner? Now that was funny, I don’t care who you are!

I may have to practice a little plagiarism on that one and share with some folks that read my blog. Plagiarism is what I remember Joe Bidden for, not his hair plugs, if he can do it and be a US VP than why not I.

One Harley Rider said...

Hey Batman, what's for dinner? Now that was funny, I don’t care who you are!

I may have to practice a little plagiarism on that one and share with some folks that read my blog. Plagiarism is what I remember Joe Bidden for, not his hair plugs, if he can do it and be a US VP than why not I.

LoSpace said...

How did my husband find his way into a joke you heard from Japan?!?!? LOL. Thanks, good one!

Simply Curious said...

Fuck. Im never getting married. :(

Gotta say, I sent this to a bunch of other people, one of them being my Mom, and she LOVED it. Thanks!

Quick note on the post above this one. Honey, you look fucking amazing. You've changed SO much since I started reading your blog and you really do look fabulous. XOXO

-S

Paula said...

My hubby and I both got a good laugh at this one!