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Thursday, September 17, 2009

An Interview With A Doctor

I had an opportunity to interview a world-reknowned cardiologist, Dr. Wailee Ming, a few weeks back. He was very difficult to get a hold of, and no, he is NOT taking any new patients. Q: Doctor, I've heard that cardiovascular exercise can prolong life. Is this true? A: Heart only good for so many beats, and that it... Don't waste on exercise. Everything wear out eventually. Speed up heart not make live longer; that is like say you can extend life of car by driving faster. Want live longer? Take nap. Q: Should I cut down on meat and eat more fruits and vegetables? A: You must grasp logistical efficiencies. What does cow eat? Hay and corn. What are these? Vegetables. So, steak nothing more than efficient mechanism of delivering vegetables to system. Need grain? Eat chicken. Beef also good source of field grass (green leafy vegetable).. And pork chop can give 100% recommended daily allowance of vegetable products. Q: Should I reduce my alcohol intake? A: No, not at all. Wine made from fruit. Brandy is distilled wine. That means they take water out of fruity bit; get even more of goodness that way. Beer also made out of grain. Bottoms up! Q: How can I calculate my body/fat ratio? A: If you have body and you have fat, ratio is one to one. If you have two bodies, ratio is two to one, etc. Q: What are some of the advantages of participating in a regular exercise program? A: Cannot think of single one, sorry. My philosophy: No Pain...Good! Q: Aren't fried foods bad for you? A: YOU NOT LISTENING!!! .... Foods fried in vegetable oil. How getting more vegetables be bad for you? Q: Will sit-ups help prevent me from getting a little soft around the middle? A: Definitely not! When you exercise muscle, it get bigger. You should only do sit-ups if want bigger stomach.. Q: Is chocolate bad for me? A: You crazy? HELLO ... Cocoa beans! Vegetable!!! Cocoa beans best feel-good food around! Q: Is swimming good for your figure? A: If swimming good for figure, explain whales to me. Q: Is getting in-shape important for my lifestyle? A: Hey! 'Round' is shape! Well, I hope this has cleared up any misconceptions you may have had about food and diets. Dr. Lee is the busiest doctor in the world after interviews like this! For those of my readers that may not have made the connection, this came to me via email, but I just had to share it!

10 comments:

Queen B said...

the doc is a very smart man, obviously!

Mr. Motorcycle said...

This put a smile on my face. Now I don't feel so bad about my beer belly. I thing I'll go have some more grains.

I think the rest of my friends and family will be happy to read this one too.

Thanks for brightening up my morning!

FLHX_Dave said...

LOL, hey...you know what? I actually believe the first few questions.

The whole heartbeat thing...yeah, I have thought that for a long time only because I see all these exercise freaks dying at 30 and 40. Hell, the dude who started the jogging craze died pretty young while he was jogging

Funny Ann. Thanks! It was a distraction from all the deep and random thoughts I have been having lately.

IowaHarleyGirl (Stephanie) said...

Great Interview. I like this Dr. Lee.

Jane: a female given name of English origin said...

Love the interview :)

Camron said...

Hell Yeah! And if having Six-Pack abs is a good thing, Then me having a Keg is even better, right?
Thanks Ann, That was a riot!

Kim Thomas said...

It took me the second question to figure it out. LMAO

B.B. said...

Yes, I knew it! No wonder this Doc is so busy, he's smart!

Jen said...

HEY HAPPY BELATED BIRTHDAY AND I'M AN ASSHOLE FOR NOT NOTICING!!!! I MEAN, IT'S TYPED TO THE LEFT AND EVERYTHING.

30 is a great year. I hope you enjoyed your bday!!!

Willy D said...

My f'in hero!