- Where am I going, and why am I in this handbasket?
- I'm multitalented: I can talk and annoy you at the same time
- Do they ever shut up on your planet?
- Therapy is expensive; popping bubble wrap is cheap! You choose.
- I brake for no apparent reason
- Try not to let your mind wander, it's too small to be out by itself
- Politicians and diapers need to be changed - often for the same reason
- Caution: I drive like you do
- Boycott shampoo! Demand real poo!
- It's time to pull over and change the air in your head
- Everyone has a right to be stupid. Some just abuse the privilege.
- Bad cop, no donut
- On the other hand, you have different fingers
- Question reality
- Preserve nature: pickel a squirrel
- If I throw a stick, will you leave?
- Why are you staring at my bumper, you pervert!
3 comments:
I like the ones that say
"Student of the Month"
Haha! I loved them all, and I have never heard of any.
I love the wons that talk about a girl and her truck
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