Words to Live By

Don't be afraid your life will end; be afraid it will never begin.

Friday, September 21, 2007

I've Been Busy

I really haven't had time to blog lately. I'm going to try to get back on track, though. We're going through some interesting times at home, so it's a bit difficult right now. Here's what I have for today: This list of real-life bumper stickers is an excerpt from Uncle John's Slightly Irregular Bathroom Reader. If you're into trivia, these books are great.
  • Where am I going, and why am I in this handbasket?
  • I'm multitalented: I can talk and annoy you at the same time
  • Do they ever shut up on your planet?
  • Therapy is expensive; popping bubble wrap is cheap! You choose.
  • I brake for no apparent reason
  • Try not to let your mind wander, it's too small to be out by itself
  • Politicians and diapers need to be changed - often for the same reason
  • Caution: I drive like you do
  • Boycott shampoo! Demand real poo!
  • It's time to pull over and change the air in your head
  • Everyone has a right to be stupid. Some just abuse the privilege.
  • Bad cop, no donut
  • On the other hand, you have different fingers
  • Question reality
  • Preserve nature: pickel a squirrel
  • If I throw a stick, will you leave?
  • Why are you staring at my bumper, you pervert!

3 comments:

Teri said...

I like the ones that say

"Student of the Month"

Ruth Anne said...

Haha! I loved them all, and I have never heard of any.

Jane: a female given name of English origin said...

I love the wons that talk about a girl and her truck