I've Been Busy

I really haven't had time to blog lately. I'm going to try to get back on track, though. We're going through some interesting times at home, so it's a bit difficult right now. Here's what I have for today: This list of real-life bumper stickers is an excerpt from Uncle John's Slightly Irregular Bathroom Reader. If you're into trivia, these books are great.

• Where am I going, and why am I in this handbasket?
• I'm multitalented: I can talk and annoy you at the same time
• Do they ever shut up on your planet?
• Therapy is expensive; popping bubble wrap is cheap! You choose.
• I brake for no apparent reason
• Try not to let your mind wander, it's too small to be out by itself
• Politicians and diapers need to be changed - often for the same reason
• Caution: I drive like you do
• Boycott shampoo! Demand real poo!
• It's time to pull over and change the air in your head
• Everyone has a right to be stupid. Some just abuse the privilege.
• Bad cop, no donut
• On the other hand, you have different fingers
• Question reality
• Preserve nature: pickel a squirrel
• If I throw a stick, will you leave?
• Why are you staring at my bumper, you pervert!