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Thursday, March 20, 2008

Friends Don't Let Friends Drive Orange Hummers

A little required reading for today's post can be found here. I promise it's short and worth it.

It took me a little while after I read it to decide to blog about it. Frankly, I was stunned. What was she thinking? "Well, I have to run the meth and cocaine to my distributor this morning...I guess I'll take the BRIGHT ORANGE Hummer that I had no intention of returning to Hertz." Yeah, that won't be too conspicuous!

Does she not have any friends? If I was her friend, I would have told her, "Don't take the BRIGHT ORANGE Hummer that is probably now reported stolen! Oh, and by the way, Andrea, I'm telling you this because I'm your friend: it's time for some new hair color." I might've added that she really shouldn't be delivering meth and cocaine to ANYONE, but that's her choice.


Mike said...

Yeah, there is nothing like drawing a little attention to yourself. I had a bright red car once and it is true that they attract more attention from the cops. I never had so many tickets as I did in that car.

Kim Thomas said...

Friends don't let friends drive pintos either

Jinjer said...

Yah, VERY inconspicuous! LOL

Queen B said...

RO! Crazy story, and your coverage made it even more hiliarious! You also probably should've told her not to speed while making her drug deliveries. But, if she's that dumb, I don't think she would qualify to make it onto Ann's friend list!

Veronnica said...

Idiot! BTW, she kinda has the Daryl perplexed eyebrow look, doesn't she? LOL!