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Tuesday, August 12, 2008

Granny And The Biker

A biker stops by the Harley Shop to have his bike fixed. They couldn't do it while he waited, so he said he didn't live far and would just walk home.

On the way home he stopped at the hardware store and bought a bucket and an anvil. He stopped by the feed store/livestock dealer and picked up a couple of chickens and a goose. However, he now had a problem: how to carry all of his purchases home. The owner said, "Why don't you put the anvil in the bucket, carry the bucket in one hand, put a chicken under each arm and carry the goose in your other hand?" "Hey, thanks!" the biker said, and out the door he went.

In the parking lot he was approached by a little old lady who told him she was lost. She asked, "Can you tell me how to get to 1603 Mockingbird Lane?" The biker said, "Well, as a matter of fact, I live at 1616 Mockingbird Lane. Let's take my short cut and go down this alley. We'll be there in no time." The little old lady looked him over cautiously then said, "I am a lonely widow without a husband to defend me. How do I know that when we get in the alley you won't hold me up against the wall, pull up my skirt, and ravish me?" The biker said, "Holy smokes lady! I am carrying a bucket, an anvil, two chickens, and a goose. How in the world could I possibly hold you up against the wall and do that?"

The lady said, "Set the goose down, cover him with the bucket, put the anvil on top of the bucket, and I'll hold the chickens."

Everybody loves a biker! :)

13 comments:

Mr. Motorcycle said...

I love it! LOL. That's one I gotta remember.

Lady Ridesalot said...

Hoowwwl! This is better than a LMAO! It's priceless! I have tears in my eyes. Go Granny Go! This one is definitely going in the save folder! Thanks for the great laugh!

FLHX_Dave said...

LOL, heh, got me thinking about that song, "older women, make beautiful lovers, older women, they understand, I've been around some, and I have discovered that older women know just how to please a man." Funny joke Ann, but there is always some glint of truth in a joke. I guess that is what makes'em funny.

Ann said...

That's right, Dave! And the truth is, I will probably be that Granny someday! :) And that's ok!

Mike said...

Great one Ann!

Big Daddy said...

But can I trust ya to keep holdng the chickens?

Veronnica said...

LMFAO - Yes, that was funny!

Paula said...

That is hilarious!!!

Jinjer said...

LOL!!

Kim Thomas said...

I must admit, you bikers are hilarious :)

"Joker" said...

Cool! I've been looking for a good recipe for Jerk Chicken!!

B.B. said...

LMAO!

Jane: a female given name of English origin said...

Kim gave bikers a compliment - thanks for warming her up