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Friday, July 25, 2008

You Can't Fix Stupid

I'm stealing Jay Leno's thunder today with my headlines. Thanks to Veronnica for contributing!

How did he do that?

Go figure!
After age 25, huh?


I wish I had the whole article on this one!

"I wouldn't do it again. She's been a pain this week." says the hero.


"We didn't know anyone was buried there." Hmmm....honest mistake I guess. Who would think people were buried in a mausoleum??


Searching for Civil War planes...yeah, good luck with that! Hello???


Who'd a thunk it? Weapons in a gun shop!

13 comments:

Mike said...

Priceless Ann!

B.B. said...

LMAO! OMG! Those were sooo funny...thank you for sharing. I'm dying right now. I have to admit though, I was scrolling through them kinda fast at first, and the Civil War planes got me for a sec. Duh!

FLHX_Dave said...

These are the best laugh I have had in almost...a whole day!

gotta love this rock we live on.

FLHX_Dave said...

speaking of stupid..."those are the best laughs"...even that sounds stupid. You know what I meant. :)

mrs rc said...

Too funny!

Lady Ridesalot said...

It amazes me that some of this stuff actually gets past the editor. Someone must have been sleeping that day!

Dean "D-Day" said...

Gotta love stupid headlines. This is always one of my favorites on the Tonight Show.

Queen B said...

hee hee hee

Jinjer said...

I love these...seriously, these show how moronic our world can be huh? Love it!

Kim Thomas said...

My favorite Jay Leno segment! Since I almost always miss it I am glad I can count on you to deliver them.

Paula said...

Oh my word! that was too funny!

Mr. Motorcycle said...

Good ones! Thanks for the laughs.

"Joker" said...

LMAO!!! I love those! I think I'd make a great editor - which is exactly why I'm not in the job.

My contempt for the assholes in charge knows no bounds.