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Friday, January 30, 2009

Dear Jackass,

To the jackass in the white Cadillac STS with the my-child-is-better-than-your-stupid-child bumper stickers ALL OVER YOUR CAR: Maybe you should have let your fucking kid do the driving if he's so damned smart! You couldn't drive a tricycle, jackhole! Next time you make a left turn, make sure there's no RED BUICK in your fucking way ASSHOLE! And now we return to your regularly scheduled blog!

15 comments:

Queen B said...

LMAO!!!! Love it

Queen B said...

oops...I meant...I'm so sorry for your frustrations ;)

Veronnica said...

LOL! I may have run into this "jackhole" once or twice on my daily adventure!

"Joker" said...

Ann, we really do need to talk about you coming out of your shell and expressing yourself... ;)

FLHX_Dave said...

LOL! Man, B.B. is a mellow chick until she gets into a cage. It's like watching Mrs. Jeckle and Ms. Hyde. You haven't heard a sailor cuss and throw the love eagle like she does when this happens. I had a friend who was in the car with her tell me, "whoa! that chick is crazy...she scared the shit out of me."

Funny Ann...way to let'em have it.

Arizona Harley Dude said...

Is it possible he/she needed help with the payments?

If that is the case I can see the headlines on the STS blogsite - Damn GM Needs to Do Something About the Brakes on Them Buicks!!

At least your OK, thankfully.

Ann said...

QB: Yeah, thanks!

V: I'm sure you have...what a jackass!

Joker: I've been meaning to work on this. :)

Dave: Yeah, I have a lot of rage in a cage. He got flying eagles and cuss words that I just made up!

AZ HD: That's a possibllity. NICE...Big D just did my brakes, too! Those caddy-driving-bastards! Yes, I'm ok...and I got an extreme brake-check today, too. :)

Mastercheif said...

Sorry, I didn't know that was you!

B.B. said...

All I can say is....I love you!

Ann said...

Mastercheif: Good thing I know you don't live here!

BB: Back at ya, Sista!

Baron's Life said...

I'd hate to run into you in a dark alley sista...you sure know how to give a verbal punch or two...LOL
Very well said.I'll try to memorize the lingo

IowaHarleyGirl (Stephanie) said...

Damn...that jackass must have driven down to AZ after being up here in Iowa.

It sounds like B.B., Ann, and me are kinda sisters with the road rage in the cage. I actually scream at people!! Now that's crazy!! I'm doing better about not flipping the bird because I'm afraid of getting shot but sometimes it just can't be helped.

Ann...that Asshole has bad Karma and will get it back 10 fold! I promise!!!

Ann said...

Baron's: Yeah, I've been told the same thing by many...

Steph: I was sure doing some screaming today! You're right, though, his bad Karma will get him!

Bianka said...

You really should stop bottling up your frustrations. It's much healthier to vent!

Jane: a female given name of English origin said...

LOL