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Sunday, July 5, 2009

How To Tell The Sex of a Bird

Until now I never fully understood how to tell the difference between male and female birds. I always thought it had to be determined surgically. Until now. Below are two birds. Study them closely...see if you can spot which of the two is the female. It can be done. Even by one with limited bird watching skills..

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14 comments:

Arizona Harley Dude said...

Well...........the one not listening is said to be a guy, so the one talking must be the female.

But, just how many ways is there to ask where the fish is?

Kim Thomas said...

RO! This is so flipping funny. I am dying laughing.

IowaHarleyGirl (Stephanie) said...

I actually think that the bird looking away is the female. lol

Jen said...

Right...and the male is bitching about the kinds of groceries you brought home, the fact that the female changed the Netflix queue so it wasn't comprised solely of war and action movies, the fact that you expressed you want to go to the movies by yourself for 2 hours of solitude (away from work), and the fact that...horror of horrors....the laundry remains unfolded in the basket b/c you were out grocery shopping and didn't feel like folding the fucking laundry!

Female definitely on the left...waiting for male's motor to run dry.

:)

Ann said...

AZHD: Um, if the one not listening is said to be the male, then he must be the one yapping!

Kim: I couldn't catch my breath the first time I saw this!

Steph: You are correct!

Jen: Bad day? ;)

Jen said...

No- not at all. Just thwarting the all too obvious and simple-minded "the female is the bird bitching at her male companion"! Observation. Ahem. Happy Monday!

Willy D said...

The one doing all the talking appears to be saying: “Get necked and on the bed, now!” The other one is ignoring him.

Dean "D-Day" said...

ROTFLMFAO!

I agree with Willy. So the quiet one must be the female. 'Cause a guy would never turn down a demand to get naked.

Paula said...

They all are possible scenarios. I think quiet one is either/or, but the nagging one is a mother-in-law.

Queen B said...

um... Jen has met my husband?! jk :)

too funny

Jen said...

:) we don't fight much, but when we do - it is re: dinner, laundry, netflix!!

Mr. Motorcycle said...

Is that a "Mockingbird"?

Baron's Life said...

ROTFLMAO too funny

WooleyBugger said...

I'll play it safe here, umm mmm funny mother-in-law never wants to listen.