The collection of any random thoughts that pop into my head, or the culmination of some damn thing that happened at the Nelson house, because you all know there is never a dull freaking moment in our lives!
Words to Live By
Don't be afraid your life will end; be afraid it will never begin.
Monday, March 26, 2007
Because You Are My Friend
This was contributed by my friend K (not to be confused with Kramer!). Thanks K!
When you are sad........................
I will get you drunk and help you plot revenge against the scum- sucking bastard who made you sad.
When you are scared..................
I will laugh at you and tease you about it every chance I get.
When you are worried................
I will tell you how much worse it could be and to quit complaining.
When you are confused.............
I will use little words to explain it to your dumb ass.
When you are sick........................
I will hold your hair while you pray homage to the porcelain God.
When you fall.......................
I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass.
This is my oath..................
I pledge till the end.
Why you may ask?..................
Because you are my friend
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