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Friday, November 9, 2007

Funny for Today

From the Northwest Florida Daily News comes this story of a Crestview couple who drove their car to Wal-Mart, only to have their carbreak down in the parking lot. The man told his wife to carry on with the shopping while he fixed the car in the lot. The wife returned later to see a small group of people near the car. On closer inspection, she saw a pair of male legs protruding from under the chassis. Although the man was in shorts, his lack of underpants turned his private parts into glaringly public ones. Unable to stand the embarrassment, she dutifully stepped forward, quickly put her hand UP his shorts, and tucked everything back into place. On regaining her feet, she looked across the hood and found herself staring at her husband who was standing idly by. The mechanic, however, had to have three stitches in his forehead.

9 comments:

Ruth Anne said...

For reals? Wouldn't you be able to "know" it wasn't your husband?

Big Daddy said...

Love the Joke Hon.......BTW It's a urban legend since the 70's BIG DADDY

Ann said...
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Ann said...

Leave it to my hubby to ruin it for me! I didn't think it was real!

vickie Lowder said...

Ann, I love your blog page.... Keep up the good work, it's always a good laugh for me......

Kim Thomas said...

LOL

Jane: a female given name of English origin said...

I did something similiar in San Diego (the victim was in a speedo though).

His response "Excuse me ma'am thats not a hand rail"

Simply Curious said...

Whether it's real or not, that was so fuckin' funny! Thanks for the laugh!

Teri said...

oh my