The collection of any random thoughts that pop into my head, or the culmination of some damn thing that happened at the Nelson house, because you all know there is never a dull freaking moment in our lives!
Words to Live By
Don't be afraid your life will end; be afraid it will never begin.
Tuesday, November 6, 2007
Something To Make You Smile
A woman in her fifties is at home, unclothed, happily jumping on her bed and squealing with delight.
Her husband watches her for a while and asks, "Do you have any idea how ridiculous you look? What's the matter with you?"
The woman continues to bounce on the bed and says, "I don't care what you think. I just came from having a mammogram, and the doctor says that not only am I healthy, but I have the breasts of an 18 year-old."
The husband replies, "What did he say about your 55-year old ass?"
"Your name never came up," she replied
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4 comments:
really a good one to read and smile at...
RO!
yup ..halloween was amazing..especially the parade...images still linger on in my head...you got a nice pic...:)
this is one I will not show to doug-lol
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