Words to Live By

Don't be afraid your life will end; be afraid it will never begin.

Tuesday, February 26, 2008

Official Announcement

The government today announced that it is changing its emblem from an Eagle to a Condom because it more accurately reflects the government's political stance. A condom allows for inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of pricks, and gives you a sense of security while you're actually being screwed! Damn, it just doesn't get more accurate than that!


Michelle said...

I Get that one :)

Mike said...

How very appropriate that would be for us--especially since they have been screwing us for a long time now.

Paula said...

Ann--you find the funniest things!!!

Malicious Intent said...

That is so funny, we have a red/white and blue condom hanging from our flog pole. I had no idea we were so current.