The collection of any random thoughts that pop into my head, or the culmination of some damn thing that happened at the Nelson house, because you all know there is never a dull freaking moment in our lives!
Words to Live By
Don't be afraid your life will end; be afraid it will never begin.
Monday, August 27, 2007
Nominee for Best Joke of the Year
A Somalian arrives in Minneapolis as a new immigrant to the United States. He stops the first person he sees walking down the street and says, "Thank you, Mr. American for letting me in this country, giving me housing, food stamps, free medical care, and a free education!"
The passerby says, "You are mistaken, I am Mexican."
The man goes on and encounters another passerby. "Thank you for having such a beautiful country here in America!"
The person says, "I not American, I Vietnamese."
The new arrival walks further, and the next person he sees he stops, shakes his hand and says, "Thank you for the wonderful America!"
That person puts up his hand and says, "I am from the Middle East, I am not American!"
He finally sees a nice lady and asks, "Are you an American?"She says, "No, I am from Africa!"Puzzled, he asks her, "Where are all the Americans?"
The African lady checks her watch and says..."Probably at work."
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