- I am TIRED of drinking water for lunch when you steal my SlimFast
- I get VERY CRANKY when I'm hungry
- If you're a fattie (like I was), buy your own f'ing SlimFast!!!
- If you cannot afford your own, WHY do you think I can afford to buy it for TWO???
Now for the facts:
- I have lost 20 lbs
- I wish to continue to lose weight
- Because of your actions, some poor soul who just happens to be drinking a SlimFast will be attacked on sight by a very hungry ME!
This is your warning to cease and desist immediately! I am contacting Field Services to install a web cam trained on that fridge. I will find you if you continue.