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Friday, August 17, 2007

To The Person Who Stole My SlimFast:

Why???!!! I don't understand it. Someone took my SlimFast Optima out of the refrigerator at work yesterday! I just don't get it! Is there someone here that actually thought to themselves, "Hmmm...OH! A SlimFast Optima! I gotta have it! I'm starving!" ?? Now I didn't see anyone drinking it, but would you stay in sight if you just stole someone's SlimFast? Um, no. You would run and hide like the sneaky shit that you are! I know this was not a mistake, either. My Slimmy was the ONLY one in the fridge! It was not a mix-up. So why? I have another one in the fridge today...we'll see what happens. I should have put it in a lunch bag, but was in a rush this morning.

8 comments:

David said...

Anyone who steals a Slimfast is beond help. |They have no morals and no taste.

Veronnica said...

Here's what I put on my stuff in the fridge, and I made up a whole sheet of labels that I just peel, stick on and throw it in the freezer or fridge: PROPERTY OF VERONNICA, EAT IT AND DIE - THAT'S YOUR WARNING!! So far so good, my lunches are always there!

Ann said...

David: I agree.
V: LMFAO! Although it doesn't surprise me. If I checked a random refrigerator somewhere and saw that (without your name on it), I would start looking for you immediately! I would just know!
Some people would think it was mine! LOL!

Kim Thomas said...
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Kim Thomas said...

This sounds like another 48 hours mystery. Can anyone say hidden camera?

Teri said...

breakroom thieves are my pet peeves. We had one that was relentness but I finally caught him one day trying to take someones gatorade out of the fridge. I dragged him to the manager and he got written up. I hope you catch your thief.

Ruth Anne said...

I hate company fridges.

Ann said...

Yes, Kim. I agree! Maybe FSO can hook me up???!!!